Do you know the way?

Well as u all know
In Hari Raya day usually our islam friend will invite us to their open house and treat us with kuih and food.

recently a friend in office had invite most of the people to her Open house.
that day miss C(the THAM CHIAK GUI) had being invite too.
as usual like the food had not enough for her.
she had her "satisfying" lunch and leave with satisfaction.

when she had arrive office.
she saw someone in office.
its him.
the new rookie high rank people. MR "Dan xiao Gui"
hes new here so she not familiar with other staff's home.
hes invited but he dont know the way to the open house.
so this Miss C so "kind" and went into his office and ask whether he know the way.
of course he dunno.
SO miss C Kindly Said:
Why dont I show u the way?
yup.
she so kind.
she bring mr.Dan xiao gui to the open house.
and also "kindly" acompany him to had a meal.
2nd time.
well. you are so clever.
just lead a way and u get ur 2nd meal.
and ur tummy are so incredible that can fit so many food inside without vormit out.
others who pregnant usually wont eat so much since will vormit out.
And she can eat and didnt vormit anything.
Really making people guess whether she really pregnant or she just starting to become "Fat".

鼻塞王后!!! PS Queen!!!

我的天!!
我的妈呀!!!
难以致信!!!

光天化日下!!
在众人的面前!!

她可以就这样把手指...... 放入她的鼻子里开始 “挖金”!!!!
她哦…… 是个 “她” 哦!!!
而且只要有看过我的部落格的就认识她.
她就是那位 “贪吃鬼”,C小姐
她不但不会不好意思,而且好象还乐在其中!!!
看到就想一拳送过去给她!!!!

就那么一天当她在享受挖 “鼻赛” 时,(两只手那种,只差喊出 “双龙出海”)
“胆小鬼”(职位比她高)突然走过.
她停止了挖金的动作,然后摆一个好象少女思春的 “POSE”
(还扮可爱勒!!! 喂!! AUNTIE 拜托放过我们的眼睛啦!!)
还真的懂得如何掩饰勒!!!
“胆小鬼”一走后,她又继续她的 “挖金探险”

所以现在你们知道为何标题叫 “鼻赛”王后了吧.
她在这一方面真的很 “PRO”.
所以这个称号,她受的起!!!!



Unbeliveable!!!
Incredible!!!

under big bright shiny day!!!
in front of so many people!!!!

she can just put her hand into the nose and started to dig for "gold"!!!
She oh... is a She ohh..
and u guys know who she is!!!
she is the Miss C(Tam chiak Gui)
She Seems To be very enjoy "digging Gold"!!!
and the more she dig, the more we feel like give her a punch in her face!!!


One day while she was enjoying digging her gold using BOTH hand.
Our "Dan Xiao Gui"(someone who is higher position than her) walk in front of her
She stop and give a pose which look like she was thinking while using her both hand carrying her head.(Act Cute somemore, what the hell, she already auntie, lucky i didnt see it)
walau really know how to cover.
after the person walk away she continue her "quest" of digging "gold" from her Nose.
Ok
now u know why the title is PS Queen?
Cause PS stand for "Pi shi", which is the "gold" she digging in chinese word.
No one in office dare to dig in front so many people like what she did.
She REALLY REALLY "Pro" in Digging "gold"
so the title of PS queen is hers :P.

贪吃鬼! 你把眼睛也吞了吗!!!!

有够白痴的!!!
当我在跟I小姐谈有关产品时
那个白痴C小姐走了过来
站在我旁边根我的上司说话(上司也站在我旁边)

C小姐站得越来越靠近(超讨厌的!!她靠近我5尺以内我就反感了!!)
不小心踩到了我的脚
我脚倒是没事 因为我穿的是铁鞋
她自己踩到时反而差一点跌倒

她就说: “你的脚为何会在这边!”

他妈的你这个补不满的超级宇宙大黑洞!!
我的脚在你还没过来就已经放在那里了.
现在又不是走到你面前
把脚放在到你脚前面让你绊倒
你自己踩人家脚还好意识这么问
你真的是不死都没用
阻着地球转的超级大白痴

我不会跟你吵因为你…
根本没有让我去动口骂你的资格
你太…………CHEAP 了
骂了浪费我力气

OK 发泄完毕

胆小鬼 有本事自己说!!!

在这个公司做了好几年
看了各式各样的人
从来没看过坐那么高位置的人
尽然那么的胆小

他可以说是
应该是
一人之下
万人之上的他
可以胆小到那个程度

故事的开始是因为 我们公司的通行证
一直以来都有规定我们必需戴着
但是就是没人跟
毕竟规矩是拿来破坏的吧(我个人是这么想的)
这位胆小鬼上任之后
就要我们严跟规矩
把 “狗牌” 给好好挂上 还给我们 “狗链”.
大家 “乖乖” 的跟了一阵子后
就开始有人没跟了 (本大爷是其中一个,因为本大爷超爱破坏规矩)

有一天
这个胆小鬼忍无可忍了
可是他又不敢直接对我们(犯规者)说:
很 “聪明”的他便写了一则短信息给 MR.AK
内容是吩咐MR.AK
要MR.AK 传达给大家
但是MR.AK 原封不动的把信息传给了大家(包过胆小鬼吩咐他的事)
结果大家都知道了是那个胆小鬼不敢自己传
还找人代言
拜托啦
你的职位根本就可以把我们压的死死的
但还是那么胆小
真的是活该被人说没LP (不过好像是我开始说的)
而且找来代言的一点威严都没有
根本都没有说服力
我就看看大家会跟你们 “玩” 多久.
我猜多一个礼拜就会出现 “犯规者” 了.
拭目以待 呵呵
怪不得老板没有马上让你坐上那个位
还是试用期!!

Coward!!! Say it by yourself!!!

I had being working in this company for 5 year.
Saw different kind of people.
But had never seen coward like him who sitting on such high position!

He can said

SHOULD BE
Under one person.
Higher than any others.
But his cowardness is really………………….

The story begins because of our company’s batch card.
There’s a rule saying that we need to wear batch card whenever we are in company.
But there’s no one following the rule.
Cause Rules are make to be Break(LOL at least I think so)
Ever since this coward had taken the position.
He want all of the staff to follow the rules.
Make us wear the “Dog Tag”(batch card) and supply us “dog chain” some more.
So everyone follow the rules “nicely” for a while.
Then someone started to break the rules.(myself is one of them LOL).

One day.
The coward Tak boleh tahan already.
But he don’t dare to warn us directly.
So he “Smartly” send a message to MR.AK
Tell MR.AK to warn us about the batch card.
Who knows.
MR.AK just forward the message to other staff.(include MR. coward ‘s Order)
So now everyone know that he don dare to send the message and need someone to send it for him.
Please la MR.
You can crush anyone using your Position but your cowardness really…
No wonder people say you no LP. (but if I not wrong. I am the one started :P)
And the one u send to give warning is “harmless”
So I will see how long everyone going to “Play along”
I guess most probably next week will start got people start breaking the rules.

No wonder boss doesn’t straight away let u handle the position and taking you for trial.
LOL

贪吃鬼之没办法只好由我去

加班的时候来了一班客人
C小姐与一位同事待客人到工厂里走走。

过了一阵子。
C小姐匆匆忙忙的跑回座位收拾东西
有位男同事看到了便问她：
“匆匆忙忙的 要带他们去吃吗？“
C小姐就说：
“是咯”
男同事又问：
“哪个最贵的餐馆吗？”
C小姐：
“是咯，没办法啦，老板没空 只好由我陪那位女同事跟客人去吃饭”

屁啦
我看是你根本就想吃的
有的吃你会不要
还是最贵的餐馆哦
你不去 我可以买万字（包中！！！！）
不过我没买 因为她很快就跟着去了=_=


when working overtime.
there was a batch of customer come to our company.
miss C and one of the girl employee take those customer to have a view of our factory.

after a while.
miss C rush back to her place and start cleaning her place.
then a college saw it and ask:
"whats the hurry? having dinner with customer?"
Miss C:
"yalo"
college:
"the most expensive restaurant?"
Miss C:
"yalo, boss is busy, so i had to accompany her(other girl emplyee) to have dinner with customer lor"

shit you.
i dont believe u dont want to go lor.
u confirm and very sure will be going even without being invite.
got food wor.
and most expensive somemore
if u really dont go i can buy toto(confirm win)
but i got no chance to buy toto cause she went out with them (very fast one)

贪吃鬼之我的包(T_T)

哇哈哈哈哈
笑死我了！！


那天有位同事分了寿包给大家。
因为我的“大佬”不在 所以多了一个
而当时她（C小姐）就把它给接收了。（比人家拿多哦）

然后， 我“大佬”从厕所出来
分包的同事说道：
“哎呀，原来你在这里啊！包分完了 最后一个被C小姐拿去了。”
之后“大佬”来跟我们“哭诉”
我们都笑开了
她还傻傻得不知道发生什么事

过了一段时间，她（C小姐）突然很着急的走到“大佬”的旁边
递出她手里的寿包
“呐 还是热的”
当时我真的是忍不住 笑了出来
C小姐气冲冲的走回她的座位。（当然咯！！ 少吃一个了喔！！）

虽然不知道她是怎么知道的。
不过就是很好笑（哇哈哈哈哈哈哈）（想起都会笑）

wakakakakakaka
oh my good so funny!!

that day got one of the college distribute "sou bao" to everyone.
but my "dai lou"(head) was not around.
so theres extra and it was taken by miss C

then
my "dai lou" come out from toilet.
the one who distribute the bao said to my "dai lou":
"opss u are here. i already distribute all the bao, the last one already taken by miss C."
then my "dai lou" come and tell us his "lost"
every laughing out loud
and miss C dunno what happend

after a while.
Miss C walk very fast and come beside "dai lou"
she pass out a bao and said:
"take it, it still hot"
at that moment
i really tak boleh tahan(unable to control)
then laugh out loud.
miss C walk away with anger.(of course lah. less one bao leh) (LOL)

eventough i dunno who telled her.
but its really damn funny.(will laugh if remember it)(wakakakakaka)

贪吃鬼之没得吃不去

刚吃完午餐， 和朋友哈拉后。
刚回到座位，就听到：
“C小姐（别怀疑， 就是同一个贪吃鬼），开会咯。 还不要去吗？”
这时候， 她犹豫了一会 问道：
“有没有的吃？ 没得吃我不去！”
=_=
我的天 你的贪吃程度已经到了无法想象的地步。

请大家注意我的开头
我写着 刚吃完午饭。

天哪 她还想吃！！！
虽然那不是什么特别会议
不过你也不用拽到没得吃东西而不去。
你也不是对公司很有贡献。还好意识耍大牌。

更不可思议的是 她接下来的一句话：
“等下月尾的那个会议如果有得吃 记得算我一份。"

你真的是离不开吃的。（看来只要有的吃， 叫她去死都可以）

After having my lunch
after chatting with my friend
i return to my place.
when i was going to start my work i heard:
"miss C（yup is the same "tam chiak gui" before) meeting going to start,you not attending?"
she(miss C) think for a while then ask:
"got food prepared or not? i wont go if there is not"
oh my god
the standard of her "tam chiak" already unable to imagine.

and please look at my starting. "after having lunch".
she still think of eat eventough after having lunch.

eventough that is not a important meeting.
you also no need to be so ego untill refuse to go meeting because of food.=_=
you didnt work much for the company and u still dare to act so ego.

the most unbelieveable is the next question she ask:
"this end of month meeting if got food ready please count me in."

you really cannot be separate with food i think.(i think if u give her food, she can do anything even kill herself) ~_~

贪吃鬼之还敢说

风和日丽的一天
突然.......
我听到有人说:
我最近好像胖了呃！
瓦老呃！！！

原来是那个不要脸的贪吃鬼C小姐
她也敢说出来
还好意识说出来
真得实在是 囧

有个“好心”的同事对她说：
不用担心 你不是怀孕了吗？
肚子当然会大的啦

=_= 我差一点就用“F”字母了

真是好心的谎言

她早上来上班前吃了（我个人肯定的 :P)
10点钟又吃
12点钟又吃
下午再吃
回家再吃
吃的数量你们自己想想吧~_~

我的天 你不胖才奇怪勒
不过都没关系吧
反正都是走样的身材（重点 哇哈哈哈哈）
谁会管你什么！！ #%#$%#$&@@#!$@^@%

不好意识 作者有一点控制不了 所以就此结笔 ^_^

it was a peacefull day.
suddenly i heard someone said:
"oh my god i fat already"
walay eh... it was that "tam chiak gui" miss C

she still dare to say so.
she still she can say so.
really feel Orz.

then there is this "kind" people tell her:
"you pregnant right?its normal"

=_= i almost use the "F" word

she had told a lie that is so "kind"
ok let see.

before come to work ate breakfast.(can know without telling)
10am eat again
12pm eat again
evening eat again
night go back eat again
the quantity u imagine urself la

confirm fat la
but it doesnt matter what cause her body is alrady out of shape(main point)
who care what shape u having @#$!#%!#^%@$&^@$$#$!

Sorry the writer is a little out of control we will end it here. ^_^

贪吃鬼之不要脸(二）^_^ 这次是得不到 哈哈哈

一样的客人 一样的手信（新加坡带来的nyonya粽）
一样的贪吃鬼（C小姐）（本性难移）
那天当我要回家时
i小姐(也是同一位）
把那两袋的肉粽拿到她座位时
那位贪吃鬼急得马上站起来看i小姐拿到哪里去（真的是无药可救囧）
边笑边离开的我
并不知道我会错过的
尽然是那么好笑的一幕（我又不是神）
错过什么呢？
就是我在第二天听到的消息 。

根据有力情报
那天晚上发生了超搞笑的画面。
当晚加班的只剩i小姐和C小姐。
C小姐因为要回了
i小姐好像还没分肉粽哦
C小姐就站起来
对i小姐说：“我要回咯”
i小姐：“噢 慢走”
过一阵子 他又说：“我要回咯”（摆明期待着什么嘛！！ =_= )
i小姐：“噢 慢走” (摆明不想给她 哇哈哈哈）

不久 C小姐便失望的走出去了 （没看到，不过可以肯定是那样的 ^_^V 我好坏 ）

i小姐也觉得很晚了
于是收拾收拾一下
便拿着那袋（成功守护）的肉粽走出去
当她快走到她车时 他被吓到了
C小姐尽然还没走
还在她自己（C小姐）的车那边徘徊 （我的天囧 难道她还期望人家给她吗 =_=）
i小姐马上开车
头也不转的赶回家了。

隔天，i小姐把那些肉粽弄热了拿来分大家吃。
但是
就是没有给他 （哇哈哈哈 活该）
她只有瞪大眼睛的份（还敢瞪人呢！！）

噢米糕 这种贪吃鬼
真是世间难得几回见 （见到也好 至少有笑话陪着过日子）
哇哈哈

Same customer same present(nyonya ba zhang from singapore)
and a same "tam chiak gui"
when i was going back.
Miss i(same person) taken the 2 bag of ba zhang back to her place.
Then the "tam chiak gui" stand up and watch where miss i bringing the ba zhang. (=_= really no cure for her)
i left the office while laughting.
but i dont know that i going to miss a funny story.
what did i miss out?
this is what i heard at the 2nd day.

that night, theres only 2 person left over for overtime.
miss i and miss C
after some time miss C is going back home.
she know that miss i havent give out those ba zhang.
so when she wanna leave she shouted:"i go back lo"
miss i:"ok bye!!!"
after a while she shouted again:" i wanna go back lo"(can see she expecting something=_=)
miss i:" ok bye!!!!!!"(confirm she doesnt want to give her LOL)

So theres go miss C with Dissapointment(i didnt see but i can confirm she dissapoint :P i so bad)

after a while miss i also feel it was late already so she keep her things.
walk out from office with the 2 bag of ba zhang.
when she come near her car.
she was horrified with what she saw.
she saw miss C still at her car."(walau u still expect ppl to give u something meh)
So miss i went up her car in hurried and drive away without a glance on Miss C.

at the 2nd day miss i cook the ba zhang and bring it to company and gave all the staff.
but not given to miss C.(wakakaka u deserve it)
theres only stupid stare that come out from the "tam chiak gui"(still dare to stare ppl)

oh my goodness
this kind of people really exist( good also can be other's laughtinh mehod)

wakakakakakakaka

贪吃鬼之不要脸(一）^_^

这是发生在我的办公室的一个小小故事
那天我在懒散的赶工（有点不对称的形容词，呵呵 不过 这就是我）
做的“很忙”的时候 有个同事 i小姐 走过来
她手上拿着一袋的肉粽

那是一位客人带来的 说是要给老板和生产部的员工的。
i小姐 问到："你要吃吗？客人给的”
我桌上已经有一个了（客人给的哦，但因为很忙所以还没吃，我可没有讨哦）
便拒绝了她的好意。
她就说：“噢，既然没人要 那么我送给生产部的员工吧！！”

当时有个O先生 他拿了两个。
之后厂长S先生进来了
i小姐便拿了那袋肉粽给他 说到：“呐 客人给的 那去分给你的手下吃吧."

这时候有个好不要脸的贪吃鬼（C小姐）站了起来（显得很着急）
跑到我们（我，i小姐，和S先生）前面说：“哎哟 好像好好吃的样子，都要给生产部的吗？我可以要一个吗？”（扮可怜） （哇靠！！都几岁了！！）

=_=当时真让我们不知道要用什么表情好 (囧<--这个应该可以吧） 无奈的只好给她拿一个去（因为若要分给生产部的话，一定不够的，还要分给她） 不是说我们不想给她 但她跟那个客人一点关系都没有 说白了 就是毫无相关。 她拿了后马上就狼吞虎咽的把那肉粽给吃完了。 我还是有生以来第一次看到这么不要脸的贪吃鬼。（感觉上她好像还想讨多一个） 真的是让人佩服的五体投地。（她的不要脸） This is a story that happen in my office that day i was working overtime lazyly(LOL my style) when i was buzying miss i walk to me with a bag of ba zhang(a kind of chinese traditional food) that given by customer the customer give it to boss and production staff she ask: "want some ba zhang? customer give" i already got one on my table(Important:given by customer i didnt ASK for it!!) so i said i got already thanks then miss i said: oh since nobody want i will just give it to production staff" there was a staff Mr.O there he taken 2 of it. then the factory manager Mr.S come in Miss i called him and gave the whole bag to him: "take it customer give u and the production staff" At that time there was this "tam chiak gui"(use to describe those who like to eat alot) stand up with worried. she ran in front of us(me, miss i and mr.S)and ask: "wow the ba zhang look delicious, really wanna give it all to production staff? can i have one?" (Act Pity) (please la ah soh u how many years old liao) we dunno which emotion we should use when we hear what she ask. so we was kind of "forced" to give her one. she ate it "fast and furious" (lol nice word isnt it :P) never in my whole life met a girl that is so thick face and hunger for food like that!!!