Tuesday, December 23, 2008
胆小鬼.你的胆子一点也不小!
最近有传闻说:
某个人在公司里 “狩猎”.
而且
对象不分老少
不分种族
听的我觉得不可思议
真的有这种人么?
他到处约不同的异性.
已婚也不例外
讨好他们
想尽方法要把她们约出来.
而且听说他还对她们说
地点要远的才没人会知道.
好贱!!
我不太相信他敢那么做.
毕竟他是出了名的胆小鬼.
直到 “受害者” 在聊天时
亲自聊到了这件事.
她说
刚开始的时候
他只是会以讯息假装找人.
然后问候.
然后问她有时间聊天吗…
他直接的问她
她是个怎样的人
例如 思想开放
她回答说她OK
不会介意那么多
聊着聊着 也不知怎么聊到让他知道她和他是来着同样地方.
让他有更多借口跟她聊.
之后
他开始对她哭诉他的难处
比如:
没人肯和他合作.
人事复杂
其他人的思想不像他们那么开放.
没人尊敬他等等的 “可怜故事”.
然后对她说 全公司只有她最好
会听他的哭诉.
有一次
女的有说到她心脏有问题.
他对她说
这种病要找人 “做爱” 才会好.
他的 “医生” 是这么说的
(他妈的你个白痴蒙古大夫,如果那样会好,还需要那么多心脏专科医生来干吗?!! )
(如果你真的相信,我觉得你得去看心理医生或脑科医生(IQ太低))
女的当然不信 当他开玩笑.
之后问到她
她的家事如何 丈夫对她好吗?
对她说
有时当和丈夫不好时
应该找个人 谈谈心事 必需是个男的
可以找他 他不会介意的.
(哪们子的不介意 =_=)
有一次
他约她出来.
她说就在附近的挡口吗?
他说不能
人家看到会闲言闲语
(拜托 又不是要跟你什么)
还说 不如去远一点 某某地方
女的说不行 那边很多她老公的朋友
看到他们独处就不好啦.
如果多找几个人就不拥紧
他不要 就是要他们两人吧了
女的说
不如在市区里
那贱人说不能 怕撞到老婆
(拜托 怕老婆你就不会这么做吧!!)
还敢说不如去更远的地方
(我的天 你到低在盘算着什么 =_=)
当然女的觉得不对路
把他拒绝了.
他被拒绝后就不敢在跟那女的有任何联络
(还敢? 还敢就真的不能叫你胆小鬼了)
目前 听说他并没有成功约过任何人(当然!! 白痴!!)
希望没人中计吧!!简直是贱中的精英~_~
I heard that someone had being “hunting” recently in our company.
He invited girls that without choosing ages and race.
It was unbelievable for me.
Cause who dare to do so?
He invite different girls in the company.
Including those which are married.
Talk nice to them.
Think all he can to invite them to come out.
And from what I heard.
The location is far away from where we work or live.
So that no one will know about it.
CHEAP!!!!!
I don’t believe the one rumors said who did it.
Cause he is the most coward guy in the company.
Until one day.
One of the “victim” who being invite told me.
Here is what she said.
At beginning,
He message her looking for another person.(pretending he was looking)
Then ask whether she is free to chat.
And start with:
What type of people u are.
Are u open minded?
She said ok
She doesn’t care much.
While chatting he got know that she was from the same hometown.
Which let him to have chance to chat more.
Then.
He started to complain to her about his hardness in company.
Such as no one wan cooperate with him.
People here are nosy…
No one as open minded as them.
No one respect him.
And bla bla bla (act pity)
Then tell the girl she the best cause share his story.
There is one time.
The girl got tell him that her heart got problem.(heart attack)
He tell her that:
This kind of illness can be cure by making love.
His doctor said one.
(what the hell, your doctor must be from MARS, if can be cure by making love, there is no needed for so much heart expert doctor.)
(and if u believe what the doctor said I advise u go see mental doctor or brain specialist cause your IQ is too low.)
of course the girl don’t believe and take it as joke.
Then he continue ask about her family.
Her husband nice to her or not.
He even tell her.
If got problem that cannot tell husband.
She need to talk to other people.
And must be a male.
And he can lend the ear.
(~_~ who cares u wanna lend ur ear or not.)
then he invite her to had a drink.
She said at warong near company?
He said cannot
Will be seen and become people topic.
(oh my god what are u thinking?)
even said that why don’t we go places far a little.
Such as XXXX
The girl said cannot near there her husband got a lot of friend.
Not good if being seen alone with other guy.
If bring more people she don’t mind.
Then he said don’t want.
He want to be alone with her.
Then she said at town there find a place drink lo.
But he refuse cause scare saw by his wife.
(Idiot!!! U dare to invite other girl but scare of ur wife?)
and still dare to continue said why don’t find a faraway place somemore.
(wtf!!! What are u planning?!)
the girl feel uncomfortable and doesn’t sound right.
So reject him.
Then she don’t dare to talk to the girl after the coincident.
(of course he wont. He wont be called coward if he still dare)
there is still none being invited out by him.(of course!!! Cheap!! Idiot!!!)
hopefully no one will fall to him.
Really the cheapest among all~_~
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