Tuesday, December 23, 2008

胆小鬼.你的胆子一点也不小!



最近有传闻说:
某个人在公司里 “狩猎”.
而且
对象不分老少
不分种族
听的我觉得不可思议
真的有这种人么?

他到处约不同的异性.
已婚也不例外
讨好他们
想尽方法要把她们约出来.
而且听说他还对她们说
地点要远的才没人会知道.
好贱!!

我不太相信他敢那么做.
毕竟他是出了名的胆小鬼.
直到 “受害者” 在聊天时
亲自聊到了这件事.

她说
刚开始的时候
他只是会以讯息假装找人.
然后问候.
然后问她有时间聊天吗…
他直接的问她
她是个怎样的人
例如 思想开放
她回答说她OK
不会介意那么多
聊着聊着 也不知怎么聊到让他知道她和他是来着同样地方.
让他有更多借口跟她聊.

之后
他开始对她哭诉他的难处
比如:
没人肯和他合作.
人事复杂
其他人的思想不像他们那么开放.
没人尊敬他等等的 “可怜故事”.
然后对她说 全公司只有她最好
会听他的哭诉.

有一次
女的有说到她心脏有问题.
他对她说
这种病要找人 “做爱” 才会好.
他的 “医生” 是这么说的
(他妈的你个白痴蒙古大夫,如果那样会好,还需要那么多心脏专科医生来干吗?!! )
(如果你真的相信,我觉得你得去看心理医生或脑科医生(IQ太低))
女的当然不信 当他开玩笑.

之后问到她
她的家事如何 丈夫对她好吗?
对她说
有时当和丈夫不好时
应该找个人 谈谈心事 必需是个男的
可以找他 他不会介意的.
(哪们子的不介意 =_=)

有一次
他约她出来.
她说就在附近的挡口吗?
他说不能
人家看到会闲言闲语
(拜托 又不是要跟你什么)
还说 不如去远一点 某某地方
女的说不行 那边很多她老公的朋友
看到他们独处就不好啦.
如果多找几个人就不拥紧
他不要 就是要他们两人吧了
女的说
不如在市区里
那贱人说不能 怕撞到老婆
(拜托 怕老婆你就不会这么做吧!!)
还敢说不如去更远的地方
(我的天 你到低在盘算着什么 =_=)

当然女的觉得不对路
把他拒绝了.
他被拒绝后就不敢在跟那女的有任何联络
(还敢? 还敢就真的不能叫你胆小鬼了)

目前 听说他并没有成功约过任何人(当然!! 白痴!!)

希望没人中计吧!!简直是贱中的精英~_~



I heard that someone had being “hunting” recently in our company.
He invited girls that without choosing ages and race.

It was unbelievable for me.
Cause who dare to do so?

He invite different girls in the company.
Including those which are married.
Talk nice to them.
Think all he can to invite them to come out.
And from what I heard.
The location is far away from where we work or live.
So that no one will know about it.
CHEAP!!!!!

I don’t believe the one rumors said who did it.
Cause he is the most coward guy in the company.

Until one day.
One of the “victim” who being invite told me.

Here is what she said.
At beginning,
He message her looking for another person.(pretending he was looking)
Then ask whether she is free to chat.

And start with:
What type of people u are.
Are u open minded?
She said ok
She doesn’t care much.
While chatting he got know that she was from the same hometown.
Which let him to have chance to chat more.

Then.
He started to complain to her about his hardness in company.
Such as no one wan cooperate with him.
People here are nosy…
No one as open minded as them.
No one respect him.
And bla bla bla (act pity)
Then tell the girl she the best cause share his story.

There is one time.
The girl got tell him that her heart got problem.(heart attack)
He tell her that:
This kind of illness can be cure by making love.
His doctor said one.
(what the hell, your doctor must be from MARS, if can be cure by making love, there is no needed for so much heart expert doctor.)
(and if u believe what the doctor said I advise u go see mental doctor or brain specialist cause your IQ is too low.)
of course the girl don’t believe and take it as joke.

Then he continue ask about her family.
Her husband nice to her or not.
He even tell her.
If got problem that cannot tell husband.
She need to talk to other people.
And must be a male.
And he can lend the ear.
(~_~ who cares u wanna lend ur ear or not.)

then he invite her to had a drink.
She said at warong near company?
He said cannot
Will be seen and become people topic.
(oh my god what are u thinking?)
even said that why don’t we go places far a little.
Such as XXXX
The girl said cannot near there her husband got a lot of friend.
Not good if being seen alone with other guy.
If bring more people she don’t mind.
Then he said don’t want.
He want to be alone with her.
Then she said at town there find a place drink lo.
But he refuse cause scare saw by his wife.
(Idiot!!! U dare to invite other girl but scare of ur wife?)
and still dare to continue said why don’t find a faraway place somemore.
(wtf!!! What are u planning?!)

the girl feel uncomfortable and doesn’t sound right.
So reject him.
Then she don’t dare to talk to the girl after the coincident.
(of course he wont. He wont be called coward if he still dare)

there is still none being invited out by him.(of course!!! Cheap!! Idiot!!!)

hopefully no one will fall to him.
Really the cheapest among all~_~

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Do you know the way?

Well as u all know
In Hari Raya day usually our islam friend will invite us to their open house and treat us with kuih and food.

recently a friend in office had invite most of the people to her Open house.
that day miss C(the THAM CHIAK GUI) had being invite too.
as usual like the food had not enough for her.
she had her "satisfying" lunch and leave with satisfaction.

when she had arrive office.
she saw someone in office.
its him.
the new rookie high rank people. MR "Dan xiao Gui"
hes new here so she not familiar with other staff's home.
hes invited but he dont know the way to the open house.
so this Miss C so "kind" and went into his office and ask whether he know the way.
of course he dunno.
SO miss C Kindly Said:
Why dont I show u the way?
yup.
she so kind.
she bring mr.Dan xiao gui to the open house.
and also "kindly" acompany him to had a meal.
2nd time.
well. you are so clever.
just lead a way and u get ur 2nd meal.
and ur tummy are so incredible that can fit so many food inside without vormit out.
others who pregnant usually wont eat so much since will vormit out.
And she can eat and didnt vormit anything.
Really making people guess whether she really pregnant or she just starting to become "Fat".

鼻塞王后!!! PS Queen!!!

我的天!!
我的妈呀!!!
难以致信!!!

光天化日下!!
在众人的面前!!

她可以就这样把手指...... 放入她的鼻子里开始 “挖金”!!!!
她哦…… 是个 “她” 哦!!!
而且只要有看过我的部落格的就认识她.
她就是那位 “贪吃鬼”,C小姐
她不但不会不好意思,而且好象还乐在其中!!!
看到就想一拳送过去给她!!!!

就那么一天当她在享受挖 “鼻赛” 时,(两只手那种,只差喊出 “双龙出海”)
“胆小鬼”(职位比她高)突然走过.
她停止了挖金的动作,然后摆一个好象少女思春的 “POSE”
(还扮可爱勒!!! 喂!! AUNTIE 拜托放过我们的眼睛啦!!)
还真的懂得如何掩饰勒!!!
“胆小鬼”一走后,她又继续她的 “挖金探险”

所以现在你们知道为何标题叫 “鼻赛”王后了吧.
她在这一方面真的很 “PRO”.
所以这个称号,她受的起!!!!



Unbeliveable!!!
Incredible!!!

under big bright shiny day!!!
in front of so many people!!!!

she can just put her hand into the nose and started to dig for "gold"!!!
She oh... is a She ohh..
and u guys know who she is!!!
she is the Miss C(Tam chiak Gui)
She Seems To be very enjoy "digging Gold"!!!
and the more she dig, the more we feel like give her a punch in her face!!!


One day while she was enjoying digging her gold using BOTH hand.
Our "Dan Xiao Gui"(someone who is higher position than her) walk in front of her
She stop and give a pose which look like she was thinking while using her both hand carrying her head.(Act Cute somemore, what the hell, she already auntie, lucky i didnt see it)
walau really know how to cover.
after the person walk away she continue her "quest" of digging "gold" from her Nose.
Ok
now u know why the title is PS Queen?
Cause PS stand for "Pi shi", which is the "gold" she digging in chinese word.
No one in office dare to dig in front so many people like what she did.
She REALLY REALLY "Pro" in Digging "gold"
so the title of PS queen is hers :P.

Friday, October 24, 2008

贪吃鬼! 你把眼睛也吞了吗!!!!

有够白痴的!!!
当我在跟I小姐谈有关产品时
那个白痴C小姐走了过来
站在我旁边根我的上司说话(上司也站在我旁边)

C小姐站得越来越靠近(超讨厌的!!她靠近我5尺以内我就反感了!!)
不小心踩到了我的脚
我脚倒是没事 因为我穿的是铁鞋
她自己踩到时反而差一点跌倒

她就说: “你的脚为何会在这边!”

他妈的你这个补不满的超级宇宙大黑洞!!
我的脚在你还没过来就已经放在那里了.
现在又不是走到你面前
把脚放在到你脚前面让你绊倒
你自己踩人家脚还好意识这么问
你真的是不死都没用
阻着地球转的超级大白痴

我不会跟你吵因为你…
根本没有让我去动口骂你的资格
你太…………CHEAP 了
骂了浪费我力气

OK 发泄完毕

Thursday, October 23, 2008

胆小鬼 有本事自己说!!!

在这个公司做了好几年
看了各式各样的人
从来没看过坐那么高位置的人
尽然那么的胆小

他可以说是
应该是
一人之下
万人之上的他
可以胆小到那个程度

故事的开始是因为 我们公司的通行证
一直以来都有规定我们必需戴着
但是就是没人跟
毕竟规矩是拿来破坏的吧(我个人是这么想的)
这位胆小鬼上任之后
就要我们严跟规矩
把 “狗牌” 给好好挂上 还给我们 “狗链”.
大家 “乖乖” 的跟了一阵子后
就开始有人没跟了 (本大爷是其中一个,因为本大爷超爱破坏规矩)

有一天
这个胆小鬼忍无可忍了
可是他又不敢直接对我们(犯规者)说:
很 “聪明”的他便写了一则短信息给 MR.AK
内容是吩咐MR.AK
要MR.AK 传达给大家
但是MR.AK 原封不动的把信息传给了大家(包过胆小鬼吩咐他的事)
结果大家都知道了是那个胆小鬼不敢自己传
还找人代言
拜托啦
你的职位根本就可以把我们压的死死的
但还是那么胆小
真的是活该被人说没LP (不过好像是我开始说的)
而且找来代言的一点威严都没有
根本都没有说服力
我就看看大家会跟你们 “玩” 多久.
我猜多一个礼拜就会出现 “犯规者” 了.
拭目以待 呵呵
怪不得老板没有马上让你坐上那个位
还是试用期!!

Coward!!! Say it by yourself!!!

I had being working in this company for 5 year.
Saw different kind of people.
But had never seen coward like him who sitting on such high position!

He can said

SHOULD BE
Under one person.
Higher than any others.
But his cowardness is really………………….

The story begins because of our company’s batch card.
There’s a rule saying that we need to wear batch card whenever we are in company.
But there’s no one following the rule.
Cause Rules are make to be Break(LOL at least I think so)
Ever since this coward had taken the position.
He want all of the staff to follow the rules.
Make us wear the “Dog Tag”(batch card) and supply us “dog chain” some more.
So everyone follow the rules “nicely” for a while.
Then someone started to break the rules.(myself is one of them LOL).

One day.
The coward Tak boleh tahan already.
But he don’t dare to warn us directly.
So he “Smartly” send a message to MR.AK
Tell MR.AK to warn us about the batch card.
Who knows.
MR.AK just forward the message to other staff.(include MR. coward ‘s Order)
So now everyone know that he don dare to send the message and need someone to send it for him.
Please la MR.
You can crush anyone using your Position but your cowardness really…
No wonder people say you no LP. (but if I not wrong. I am the one started :P)
And the one u send to give warning is “harmless”
So I will see how long everyone going to “Play along”
I guess most probably next week will start got people start breaking the rules.

No wonder boss doesn’t straight away let u handle the position and taking you for trial.
LOL

Saturday, October 18, 2008

贪吃鬼之没办法只好由我去

加班的时候来了一班客人
C小姐与一位同事待客人到工厂里走走。

过了一阵子。
C小姐匆匆忙忙的跑回座位收拾东西
有位男同事看到了便问她:
“匆匆忙忙的 要带他们去吃吗?“
C小姐就说:
“是咯”
男同事又问:
“哪个最贵的餐馆吗?”
C小姐:
“是咯,没办法啦,老板没空 只好由我陪那位女同事跟客人去吃饭”

屁啦
我看是你根本就想吃的
有的吃你会不要
还是最贵的餐馆哦
你不去 我可以买万字(包中!!!!)
不过我没买 因为她很快就跟着去了=_=


when working overtime.
there was a batch of customer come to our company.
miss C and one of the girl employee take those customer to have a view of our factory.

after a while.
miss C rush back to her place and start cleaning her place.
then a college saw it and ask:
"whats the hurry? having dinner with customer?"
Miss C:
"yalo"
college:
"the most expensive restaurant?"
Miss C:
"yalo, boss is busy, so i had to accompany her(other girl emplyee) to have dinner with customer lor"

shit you.
i dont believe u dont want to go lor.
u confirm and very sure will be going even without being invite.
got food wor.
and most expensive somemore
if u really dont go i can buy toto(confirm win)
but i got no chance to buy toto cause she went out with them (very fast one)

贪吃鬼之我的包(T_T)

哇哈哈哈哈
笑死我了!!


那天有位同事分了寿包给大家。
因为我的“大佬”不在 所以多了一个
而当时她(C小姐)就把它给接收了。(比人家拿多哦)

然后, 我“大佬”从厕所出来
分包的同事说道:
“哎呀,原来你在这里啊!包分完了 最后一个被C小姐拿去了。”
之后“大佬”来跟我们“哭诉”
我们都笑开了
她还傻傻得不知道发生什么事

过了一段时间,她(C小姐)突然很着急的走到“大佬”的旁边
递出她手里的寿包
“呐 还是热的”
当时我真的是忍不住 笑了出来
C小姐气冲冲的走回她的座位。(当然咯!! 少吃一个了喔!!)

虽然不知道她是怎么知道的。
不过就是很好笑(哇哈哈哈哈哈哈)(想起都会笑)

wakakakakakaka
oh my good so funny!!

that day got one of the college distribute "sou bao" to everyone.
but my "dai lou"(head) was not around.
so theres extra and it was taken by miss C

then
my "dai lou" come out from toilet.
the one who distribute the bao said to my "dai lou":
"opss u are here. i already distribute all the bao, the last one already taken by miss C."
then my "dai lou" come and tell us his "lost"
every laughing out loud
and miss C dunno what happend

after a while.
Miss C walk very fast and come beside "dai lou"
she pass out a bao and said:
"take it, it still hot"
at that moment
i really tak boleh tahan(unable to control)
then laugh out loud.
miss C walk away with anger.(of course lah. less one bao leh) (LOL)

eventough i dunno who telled her.
but its really damn funny.(will laugh if remember it)(wakakakakaka)